Aladdin: Gotta keep

One jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

And that's everything!

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

Guards: Riffraff!

Street rat!

Scoundrel!

Take that!

Aladdin: Just a little snack, guys

Guards: Rip him open! Take it back, guys!

Aladdin: I can take a hint,

Gotta face the facts

I could use a friend or two

Harem Girls: True

Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom

He's become a one-man rise in crime

Massage Parlor Manager: I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em

Aladdin: Gotta eat to live,

Gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block

Jewelry Vendor: Stop, thief! Vandal!

Aladdin: Abu!!!

Jewelry Customer: Scoundrel!

Aladdin: Let's not be too hasty

Lady: Still I think he's rather tasty

Aladdin: Gotta eat to live,

Gotta steal to eat

Otherwise, we'd get along

Guards: Wrong!

You better run!!!!!hahhhh!

Aladdin: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats(Guards: Riffraff!)

Aladdin: One hop ahead of the hump(Guards: Street rat!)

Aladdin: One trick ahead of disaster(Guards: Scoundrel!)

Aladdin: They're quick, but I'm much faster(Guards: Take that!)

Aladdin: Here goes: Better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump!

Don't let him get away

Sometime it's just way too easy